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Tag Archives: Movie Review

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

Posted on 10 August, 2015 by admin Posted in Quality Assurance Leave a comment

Mortal_kombat_annihilationWe kind of get served shit cookies every once in a while and this week’s movie was no exception to this rule.  Video Game movies tend to be easy picking, one need only look at the rich history of crapfests that began with Super Uwe Bolls…um Dead, BloodRayne, Max Payne, Silent Hill, Hitman, and  today’s installation Mortal Kombat: Annihilation.

The 1997 follow up to the successful first Mortal Kombat movie (why that one is successful is beyond us, but fuck it, that’s a movie for another Monday. At least that one had Christopher Lambert staring as a Chinese lightning God…yeah you read that right, its only slightly more convincing that him as a Scottish Highlander.)  I won’t even bother mentioning any of the “stars” because you won’t recognize them outside of this franchise.  I will on the other hand tell you that it will set you back 94 minutes of John R. Leonetti directed whatever. Continue reading →

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Kingsman: The Secret Service

Posted on 3 August, 2015 by CEOIBWPublications Posted in Quality Assurance Leave a comment

Kingsman_OSTWe need to apologize for the late post, it is what happens when ones money job is high stress and demanding.  I suppose I shouldn’t complain for as unsuccessful as my writing career is, my day job is the exact opposite.  It allows me to continue to do what I do with very few demands.  Fortunately I have been sitting on this review for a while, waiting for our 80’s movies that still rock month to conclude.  Kingsman: The Secret Service occupied our queue for over a month now, but it is time to figure this beast out.

Staring Colin Firth, Sam “I’m in fucking everything” Jackson, Mark Strong, and Michael “Sam Jackson only wishes he was me” Caine this Matthew Vaughn directed movie will set you back 129 minutes.

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Blade Runner

Posted on 20 July, 2015 by admin Posted in Quality Assurance Leave a comment

Blade_Runner_posterWe continue our look at 80’s movies that still rock by exploring the antics of Harrison Ford as he runs down replicants in Ridley Scott’s 1982 thriller Blade Runner.

Based on Philip Dick’s “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?” this movie stars Harrison Ford, Rutger Hauer, and Daryl Hannah. With a screen play by Hampton Fancher and David Peoples this Ridley Scott directed feast for the eyes will set you back somewhere around 116 minutes based on which version you watch. Continue reading →

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Tron

Posted on 6 July, 2015 by CEOIBWPublications Posted in Quality Assurance Leave a comment

Tron_198280’s geek flashback month continues with this week’s look back at 1982’s Disney epic Tron.  With its heavily dated vector graphics and corny plot this movie actually is responsible for our love of computers.

Starring Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner this Steve Lisberger scripted and directed movie will set you back 95 minutes of oddly blue tinged computer blurred goodness.

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Weird Science

Posted on 29 June, 2015 by admin Posted in Quality Assurance Leave a comment

weird-science-castSo the money job has been playing hell on our schedule as of late.  We took on a lot of extra responsibility and it is wearing us thin and stifling our creative output and the time needed to keep our deadlines.  We will eventually find balance, but until that time we thank you for the support and understanding.

This week we look at a rather classic movie from our youth about growing up, experiencing a sexual awakening and learning to fight mutant bikers.  We are of course talking about 1985’s Weird Science.

Starring Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith this movie really stars Kelly LeBrock as sexpot creation Lisa.  Written and Directed by John Hughes this Joe Silver produced 94 minute long slapstick boy boner is a trip down memory lane. Continue reading →

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