Seemingly as dare that you can do worse than Super Mario Brothers and Mortal Kombat: Annihilation we looked at a Uwe Boll entry into the video game film franchise. Yes it is not really fair to look at Uwe Boll “movies” and compare them to legitimate attempts to capitalize on video game franchise for monetary gain since his movies were actually made to lose money and take advantage of German tax laws; but they do exist. This brings us to 2005’s Alone in the Dark, a beloved horror survival game that is filled with chilling and disturbing visuals and creepy settings, the movie doesn’t bring any of that to the party.
What Uwe Boll manages to bring to the party for your 96 minutes is the remnants of Christian Slater’s career, Tara Reid’s mismatched boobs, and Stephen Dorff…google him and you might recognize some of his work. Continue reading