Ahh the wild spam whores are back and breeding like… well wild spam whores. That’s sort of what they do isn’t it? Our inbox, while not quite overflowing with promises of a larger and thicker Slim Jim, certainly did put the spam filter to the task this week. Most of the messages wanted us to spend our hard earned money on replica watches and online diplomas some wanted to open up our walets to the possibility of a longer John Thompson.
It is really good to see this once endangered species make a recovery. While not quite ready to be released back into the wild, it is obvious that we have a very strong breeding in captivity program in place.
The Spam Off for the 16th of June, 2010
“Best penis enlargement pills not only help you increase your penis in size, … to achieve erections that are firm or hard enough for sexual intercourse” submitted by Nereida Mitsuko
Well they sure as all hell better provide the later if they provide the first. What’s the use of a large schwanstueger if you can’t use it? We don’t realy relish the idea of wearing it like a scarf if that’s all it’s good for. It’s not like placing your block and tackle on the outside was God’s best engineering decision, so carting around a useless trouser anaconda is just inviting trouble.
“enjoy an increase in your penis size of 1-3 inches in few weeks time” submitted by Marcie Gaipan
Well at least the promise isn’t for overnight improvement, and they aren’t insulting the twig and two berries starting off size, but we still aren’t buying the promise. We also seem to see a rather significant variance in results. It’s not where a couple of inches is a lot if you aren’t thinking of the size of your John Thomas, but there is a 300% variance in the results, and that makes a huge difference. It’s the differnce of driving down to the corner drugstore and driving to the next city.
“Your wife caught wet n horny” submited by Skyrider
What is wrong with you? Are you aware that’s the mother of our children, the woman we love, and most importantly the center of our being. How could you accuse her of being “Wet n Horny”? Ohhh your trying to sell us sex pills, never mind then because apparently you don’t know that married people just don’t have that much sex.
” Золотая коллекция караоке” submited by Jade Pullins
We have no idea what you are talking about, but with a name like Jade Pullins we get a serious James Bond type vibe off from you, so the Russian only plays into that fantasy. We can only assume that you would like to pull our jade and then die horribly, fueling our desire to kill the bad guy.
“Dear Prospective Partner” submitted by Connie Linn
While your subject got us thinking that we had uncovered a new mail order bride opportunity, we were dissapointed to find out that you were only trying to get us to participate in international bank fraud. That is of course assuming your mana from heaven 25million USDollar was real and not just an attempt to defraud our bank account of it’s money. We may never know the truth.
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